โThis royal throne of kings, this sceptered isle, This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars, This other Eden, demi-paradise, This fortress built by Nature for herself Against infection and the hand of war, This happy breed of men, this little world, This precious stone set in the silver sea.โ โ William Shakespeare
INTRODUCTIONS
Before starting this session, take the opportunity to pay respects to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth 11, who died on 8th September 2022 and to our new King and Queen Charles and Camilla. (There is a royalty page here https://www.simondementia.co.uk/single-post/king-charles-111-coronation-6th-may-2023 )
By way of introduction, ask what people like best about England?
Do members have a favourite English place they like to visit?
Was anyone born or schooled in England, or have family members there that they visit?
Is there a famous English person that members would like to meet?
50 BEST ENGLISH IDIOMS
Complete a few of these following common British idioms together ...
A bird in the hand is worth two in the BUSH
It's better to be content with what you have than to risk losing everything by seeking to get more.
A penny for your THOUGHTS A way of asking someone to share their thoughts with you.
A rolling stone gathers no MOSS
A person who does not settle in one place will not accumulate wealth or status, or responsibilities or commitments.
Absence makes the heart grow FONDER Sometimes it's good to be away from your partner, because it makes you want to see each other again.
Actions speak louder than WORDS What someone actually does means more than what they say.
An apple a day keeps the doctor AWAY Apples are healthy and good for you.
Barking up the wrong TREE Youโre looking in the wrong place.
Beauty is in the eye of the BEHOLDER Different people have different ideas about what's beautiful.
Beat around the BUSH You're purposely avoiding the topic and not speaking directly about the issue.
Beggars can't be CHOOSERS
If you're asking for a favour from someone else, you have to take whatever they give you.
Best thing since sliced BREAD Basically meaning a good invention or innovation โ a good idea or a good plan.
Better late than NEVER
It's best to do something on time. But if you can't do it on time, do it late rather than not at all.
Birds of a feather flock TOGETHER People like to spend time with others who are similar to them.
Cleanliness is next to GODLINESS
Be clean. God likes that.
Cost an arm and a LEG A phrase used to massively over exaggerate when something might be overly priced.
Curiosity killed the CAT Being too inquisitive can lead you to an unpleasant situation. Finding out an answer may in fact ruin the question for you.
Discretion is the greater part of VALOUR
Sometimes it's important to know when to give up and run away, instead of always acting brave and maybe getting hurt.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto YOU
Don't do mean things to people.
Don't bite the hand that feeds YOU
If someone's paying you or helping you out, you have to be careful not to make them angry or say bad things about them.
Donโt count your chickens before your eggs have HATCHED Basically donโt make plans for something that might not happen. For example, don't spend all your birthday money before you get it - as you might not get any at all.
Donโt put all your eggs in one BASKET Donโt put all your hope/resources in one possibility, lose the basket and you're left hopeless.
Easy come, easy GO
When you get money quickly, like by winning it, it's easy to spend it or lose it quickly as well.
Every dog has his DAY Everyone gets their chance to do something big
God helps those who help THEMSELVES
Don't just wait for good things to happen to you. Work hard to achieve your goals.
Good things come to those who WAIT Bide your time. Things will get better.
Have your head in the CLOUDS Day dreaming, not paying attention
Hit the nail on the HEAD A saying that simply means you have done or said something exactly right โ matching someoneโs feelings/point.
Honesty is the best POLICY Don't lie.
If it ain't broke, don't FIX IT Don't try to improve something that already works fairly well. You'll probably end up causing new problems.
If you can't beat 'em, JOIN 'EM When you try to change someone's behavior and it doesn't work, you might have to change instead. For example, if you're trying to get your classmates to focus on studying but they want to party, maybe you should just party with them.
If you want something done right, you have to do it YOURSELF Don't trust other people to do important things for you. You have to do things yourself to control the quality of the results.
It takes two to TANGO One person usually isnโt the only responsible party.
Keep your friends close and your enemies CLOSER
If you have an enemy, pretend to be friends with them instead of openly fighting with them. That way you can watch them carefully and figure out what they're planning.
Kill two birds with one STONE When you accomplish two tasks in one go. So if you need to go to the bank, and you drop your library books off on the way - you'll be killing two birds with one stone.
Like two peas in a POD Two people who are always together
Look after your pennies and the pounds will look after THEMSELVES Another classic idiom normally coming from your gran - meaning if you take care of small amounts of money, the capital with quickly accumulate as if by itself.
Never look a gift horse in the MOUTH
If someone offers you a gift, don't question it.
No man is an ISLAND
You can't live completely independently. Everyone needs help from other people.
People who live in glass houses should not throw STONES
Don't criticize other people if you're not perfect yourself.
Practice makes PERFECT
You have to practice a skill a lot to become good at it.
The early bird catches the WORM
You should wake up and start work early if you want to succeed.
The grass is always greener on the other SIDE
People tend to want whatever they don't have.
There's no place like HOME Your own home is the most comfortable place to be.
There's no time like the PRESENT
If you need to do something, don't wait until later. Do it now.
Too many cooks spoil the BROTH When there are too many people trying to lead and give their opinions, it's confusing and leads to bad results.
Two heads are better than ONE
When two people cooperate with each other, they come up with better ideas.
Two wrongs don't make a RIGHT
When someone has done something bad to you, trying to get revenge will only make things worse.
When the going gets tough, the tough get GOING
Strong people don't give up when they come across challenges. They just work harder.
You canโt make an omelet without breaking some EGGS You canโt make everyone happy
You can lead a horse to water, but you canโt make him DRINK You canโt force someone to make what is seemingly the right decision
You canโt judge a book by its COVER A classic saying meaning one should not judge something or someone by how it looks - it's what's on the inside/content that counts most (obviously).
Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of an ENGLISHMAN
ENGLISH SAYINGS
Ask people to use these typically English sayings in a sentence, or to describe their meaning...
โChuffed to bitsโ Meaning: Very pleased
โBits and bobsโ Meaning: Various items
โThrow a spanner in the worksโ Meaning: To prevent something from happening smoothly or to bring a plan to a halt
โBrass monkeysโ Meaning: Very cold weather
โBobโs your uncle!โ Meaning: โThere you have itโ or โta-da!โ
โGuttedโ Meaning: Feeling extremely upset or disappointed
โKnackeredโ Meaning: Exhausted
โCream crackeredโ Extremely tired or exhausted
โHave a ganderโ Meaning: Take a look
โLost the plotโ Meaning: Lost the ability to cope or behave rationally
โThrow a wobblyโ Meaning: Become very angry or throw a tantrum
โChinwagโ Meaning: A good chat or gossip with someone
โCurtain twitcherโ Meaning: A nosey neighbour or friend
โFull of beansโ Meaning: Lively or full of energy
โChockablockโ Meaning: Crammed full or crowded
โNot my cup of teaโ Meaning: Not my favourite thing
โSpend a pennyโ Meaning: Use the rtoilet
โTake the biscuitโ Meaning: Particularly bad or annoying
โPut a sock in itโ Meaning: Be quiet
โOn your bikeโ
Meaning: Go away
โCodswallopโ Meaning: Nonsense
โScrummyโ Meaning: Tasty
โBodgeโ Meaning: A clumsy patch or repair
โBarmyโ Meaning: Crazy or daft
โCollywobblesโ Meaning: Stress-induced stomach pain or queasiness
โDonkeyโs yearsโ Meaning: A long time
โGobbyโ Meaning: Loud, opinionated, and offensive
โLurgyโ Meaning: A contagious, but not a serious illness
โBlimeyโ Meaning: An expression of surprise
โGobsmackedโ Meaning: Shocked
โKerfuffleโ Meaning: A confrontation over differing views
โTrainersโ Meaning: Athletic shoes
โBagsyโ Meaning: Stake a claim
โFaffโ Meaning: Waste time on something unproductive
โKnees upโ Meaning: A party
โSkiveโ Meaning: Ditch or leave early
NB. With 6 Rounds this is a Bumper Music & Picture Quiz. I suggest splitting it into two sessions.
MUSIC & PICTURE QUIZ
ROUND 1. British Icons On UK Sterling Notes
Identify the person on the bank note, using the clue given ...
1. CLUE. Apple / 'Theory Of Gravity'
2. CLUE. 'Beagle'
3. CLUE. "Bah Humbug!"
4. CLUE. 'Fighting Temeraire'
5. CLUE. 'Emma'
6. CLUE. "Lady With The Lamp"
7. CLUE. 'Enimga Code'
8. CLUE. 'Bard Of Avon'
9. CLUE. 'Pomp And Circumstance'
10. CLUE. "We shall never surrender."
11. SONG. 'Penny Lane', The Beatles - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-rB0pHI9fU
Which character featured on the pre-decimal Penny (see below)?
ROUND 2. London Landmarks
โ | โ12. Identify this place (or palace)?
During June and July, what ceremony takes place at 11am every day (10am on Sundays)?
a. Royal Garden Party
b. Trooping The Colour
c. Changing Of The Guard
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โ | โ13. Identify this place? How many stories are there (nearest guess)? (Does anyone have a fear of heights?) a. 72 b. 82 c. 92 |
โ | โ14. Identify this place?
Who designed it?
(Has anyone visited 'The Whispering Gallery'? How does it work?)
a. Capability Brown
b. Thomas Telford
c. Christopher Wren
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โ | โ15. Identify this place?
Who lived here and who lived next door?
(What do members think of them?)
a. Boris Johnson & Rishi Sunak
b. Sherlock Holmes & Dr Watson
c. Charles Dickens & Samuel Pepys
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โ | โ16. Identify this landmark? How long does a ride on it take? a. 30 mins b. 45 mins c. an hour |
โ | โ17. Identify this place? What, of great value, are kept here? Which guard and which bird protects the Tower? a. Metropolitan Police & Pigeons b. Coldstream Guards & Peacocks c. Beefeaters & Ravens |
โ | โ18. Identify this landmark?
When did it open?
(Has anyone climbed over the top of it?)
a. 31st December 1999
b. 1st January 2001
c. 23rd April 2002
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โ19. Identify this place? There is a famous statue here dedicated to whom? a. Duke Of York b. Horatio Nelson c. Queen Victoria | |
โ | โ20. Identify this place? What are the clock and tower called? a. 'Big Ben' & 'Elizabeth Tower' b. 'Westminster Clock & Tower' c. 'Big Ben' & 'House of Commons Tower' |
โ | โ21. What is the name of this bridge? What river does it cross? How many times, on average, does it open a week? a. 14 b. 44 c. 104 |
Song 'Waterloo Sunset', The Kinks - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_MqfF0WBsU
22. What kind of an afternoon was it on another of their hit singles?
a. Rainy
b. Windy
c. Sunny
ROUND 2. Landmarks Elsewhere In England - DOWN SOUTH
โ | โ23. Name this place? Where do the 'bluestones' come from? (And how on earth did they get them there?) a. Presili Mountains in North Wales b. White Cliffs Of Dover c. Bodmin Moor in Cornwall |
โ | โ24. Name this place? How hot is the water that springs from the ground here? a. 20 degrees C b. 40 degrees C c. 60 degrees C |
โ | โ25. Name this place? What used to be quarried here? a. Tin b. China Clay c. Granite |
โ | โ26. Name this place?
Who organises the music festival nearby? (Has anyone been?)
a. Michael Evis & Emily Eavis
b. Richard Branson & Deborah Meadon
c. Ferne Cotton & Jo Whiley
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โ | โ27. What is the name of this bridge? Who designed it? Which river does it cross? a. Severn b. Thames c. Avon |
โ | โ28. What is this place called? What other place is it twinned with? a. Mont Saint Michel in Normandy b. Lindisfarne in Northumberland c. Edinburgh Castle |
โ | โ29. What is this place called? Who departed from here for the "The New World" in 1620? What was the name of the ship? a. Sir Francis Drake / 'Golden Hind' b. William Bligh / 'HMS Bounty' c. The Pilgrims / 'Mayflower' |
โ | โ30. What is this place called?
Who was it built for?
a. Edward & Wallis Simpson
b. Prince Albert (Queen Victoria)
c. King George 1V, Prince Of Wales,
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โ | โ31. What is the most southerly point of England called? How far is it to the most northerly point in the UK (by road), and what it called? a. 674 miles b. 874 miles c. 1,074 miles |
โ | โ32. What is this national park (near Plymouth) called? Which 1902 novel was set here? a. 'Hound Of The Baskervilles', Sir Arthur Conan Doyle b. 'Wuthering Heights', Emily Bronte c. 'Jamaica Inn', Daphne Du Maurier |
โ | โ33. What is this landmark called? a. 'Portland Bill' b. 'The Needles' c. 'The White Cliffs Of Dover' |
Here is the Vera Lynn song -
ROUND 2. Landmarks Elsewhere In England - UP NORTH
โ34. What is this name of this landmark? Which popular TV show comes here for one episode every year? a. 'Coronation Street' b. 'Strictly Come Dancing' c. 'Antiques Roadshow' | |
โ | โ35. Which national park is shown here? What 1929 children's book by Arthur Ransome is set there? a. 'Swallows And Amazons' b. 'Lord Of The Flies' c. 'Watership Down' |
โ | โ36. What is the name of this cathedral? What is the name for the medieval streets near to it? (They were used in which children's film for scenes of 'Diagon Alley'?) a. 'Brambles' b. 'Rambles' c. 'Shambles' |
โ37. What is the name of this monument? How wide is its wing span? a. 75 feet b. 175 feet c. 275 feet | |
โ | โ38. Which legendary hero is pictured here (name the actor)? Which place in Nottinghamshire is he associated with? a. Sherwood Forest b. Nottingham Forest c. New Forest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JErQMxqvfBU&t=8s |
โ | โ39. Where would you find this cathedral? What do the locals call it? a. 'The Glass Triangle' b. 'The UFO' c. 'Paddy's Wigwam' |
โ | โ40. What is the name of this wall, that cross West to East of England. How wide is England coast to coast at its narrowest point? a. 73 miles b. 173 miles c. 273 miles |
โ | โ41. Name this east coast seaside town? What horror character is associated with this place? (How would you repel or kill him?) a. Frankenstein b. Dracula c. Werewolf |
โ | โ42. 'Ironbridge' in Telford, Shropshire, is know as 'The Birthplace Of ...' what?
a. The Industrial Revolution
b. Irn Bru
c. Isambard Kingdom Brunel
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โ | โ43. The 'North Yorkshire Moors Railway' is associated with which 1970 movie? a. 'Murder On The Orient Express' b. 'The Great British Train Robbery' c. 'The Railway Children' |
Song 'Ferry 'Cross The Mersey', Gerry And The Pacemakers - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os4_U3_L5nY
44. What was the name of their 1963 number 1 hit?
a. 'Strawberry Fields For Ever'
b. 'You're My World'
c. 'You'll Never Walk Alone'
Here it is - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOXwzvk1WTc
ROUND 5. Quintessentially English
โ | โ45. What year did England win the 'FIFA World Cup'?
Who is holding the cup?
Here are the highlights - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0aK2IgORGA
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โ | โ46. Who starred in the 1964 movie 'My Fair Lady'?
Here's a song clip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5fW7sERw7I&t=107s
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โ | โ47. Who starred in the 1964 movie 'Mary Poppins'? Factoid. In 2017 he apologised for his 'atrocious cockney accent' in this movie. Another song clip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG6O4N3wxf8&t=62s |
โ | โ48. What is Oliver about to ask in this 1968 movie and from whom?
Here's another song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly7PONiKGUs&t=17s
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โ | โ49. Who starred in 'Carry On Henry', 1971? Name the 6 wives of Henry V111? Song link - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1GS6gu1FgY
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โ | โ50. Who lived at 221B Baker Street? Name the actors? |
โ | โ51. Complete these titles of Colin Firth's most iconic roles?
- 'Pride And *********', 1995
- 'Bridget Jones's *****', 2001
- 'The King's *****', 2010
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โ | โ52. Complete these titles of Agatha Christie books/films... - 'Murder On The Orient *******' - 'Death On The ****' - 'Evil Under The ***' - 'And Then There Were ****' - 'A Murder Is *********' |
โ | โ53. Which actors played the parts of Lord Grantham and The Dowager Duchess in 'Downton Abbey'? |
54. Name as many James Bond actors as you can?
List the James Bond movies? Here's a list - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_James_Bond_films
(You could play a few James Bond theme songs here.)
Remember James Bond in the 'London Olympic Games Opening Ceremony' in 2012?
Here's that fantastic clip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AS-dCdYZbo
SONG. 'Ain't No Sunshine', Bill Withers - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nIxppYXonE
55. Which two actors starred in this movie?
This 'Walk Through The Seasons' video provides an opportunity to discuss the seasons we enjoy in the UK. Which is members' favourite?
ROUND 6. Food & Drink
โ | โ56. Is this a Devon or Cornish cream tea?
What is the more common pronunciation of โsconeโ?
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โ | โ57. Which tea did they advertise?
What tea is flavoured with bergamot?
(Discuss the use of animals in advertising.)
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โ | โ58. Which alcoholic beverage is known as โMothers Ruinโ
Which berries give it itโs distinctive flavour?
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โ | โ59. Which traditional meat pie has been granted โProtected Geographical Indicationโ status by the EU, meaning only pies made here can use the name?
What type of crust is used to make it?
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โ | โ60. True or false? This meat dish was named by the 1st Duke Of Wellington, Arthur Wellesley?
What is the layer between the beef and pastry, traditionally?
(How do members like their beef?)
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โ61. What does the 'HP' in HP sauce stand for? Which county is associated with Lea & Perrins sauce? | |
โ | โ62. Name this pudding?
What are the three ingredients it is made from?
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โ | โ63. What is this vegan product made of? (Discuss whether members love it or hate it?) Which country prefers the one on the left?
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โ | โ64. What is the name given to this desert? True or false. It is believed to have originated from the college it is named after and was served at an annual cricket match with pupils of Harrow School? |
โ | โ65. At which sporting event might you enjoy strawberries and cream?
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SONG. 'Strawberry Fields Forever', The Beatles - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtUH9z_Oe
66. Complete these 'Beatles' song titles:
- 'Lucy In The Sky With ********'
- 'Hey ****'
- 'All You Need Is ****'
- 'Here Comes The ***'
- 'The Long And Winding ****'
FINAL SONGS
These final songs are included by way of a celebration of England. If possible, have members wave flags and play instruments. Make it as rowdy as possible!
SONG. 'Jerusalem', CH Parry & William Blake - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU
Factoid. 'The Women's Institute' sings this song at the start of each of its meetings.
SONG. 'Land Of Hope And Glory', Edward Elgar - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2-43p3GVTQ
FACTOID. 'The Last Night Of The Proms' is held September each year in 'The Royal Albert Hall'?
SONG. 'National Anthem' - ALL STAND - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8KSAtos-dk&t=38s
PRACTICAL ACTIVITIES Members could have a go at drawing or painting their best 'Saint George And The Dragon'. (Outlines are available on Google Search.)
Alternatively, English flags could be painted or bunting could be made.
Union Jacks could be waved, especially when the 'Final Songs' are being played. Musical instruments could also be handed out, if available.
REFRESHMENTS
Enjoy a cream tea together.
ANSWERS
1. ISAAC NEWTON
2. CHARLES DARWIN
3. CHARLES DICKENS
4. JMW TURNER
5. JANE AUSTEN
6. FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE
7. ALAN TURING
8. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
9. EDWARD ELGAR
10. WINSTON CHURCHILL
11. BRITANNIA
12. BUCKINGHAM PALACE / CHANGING OF THE GUARD
13. THE SHARD / 72 FLOORS
14. ST PAUL'S CATHEDRAL / CHRISTOPHER WREN
15. NO 10 DOWNING STREET / BORIS JOHNSON & RISHI SUNAK
16. THE LONDON EYE / 30 MINS
17. TOWER OF LONDON / BEEFEATERS & RAVENS
18. MILLENNIUM DOME OR O2 ARENA / 31ST DECEMBER 1999
19. TRAFALGAR SQUARE / HORATIO NELSON
20. 'BIG BEN' & 'ELIZABETH TOWER'
21. TOWER BRIDGE / 14 TIMES
22. SUNNY
23. STONEHENGE / PRESELI MOUNTAINS
24. ROMAN BATHS AT BATH / 40C
25. 'EDEN' / CHINA CLAY
26. GLASTONBURY / MICHAEL & EMILY EAVIS
27. CLIFTON SUSPENSION BRIDGE / AVON
28. ST MICHAEL'S MOUNT / MONT SAINT MICHEL
29. PLYMOUTH HOE / THE PILGRIMS & 'MAYFLOWER'
30. BRIGHTON PAVILION / KING GEORGE 1V
31. LAND'S END TO JOHN O'GROATS / 874 MILES
32. DARTMOOR / 'HOUND OF THE BASKERVILLES'
33. THE WHITE CLIFFS OF DOVER
34. BLACKPOOL TOWER / 'STRICTLY COME DANCING'
35. THE LAKE DISTRICT / 'SWALLOWS AND AMAZONS'
36. YORK MINSTER / THE SHAMBLES
37. 'ANGEL OF THE NORTH' / 175 FEET
38. SHERWOOD FOREST / ROBIN HOOD
39. LIVERPOOL / 'PADDY'S WIGWAM'
40. HADRIAN'S WALL / 73 MILES
41. WHITBY / DRACULA
42. THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
43. THE RAILWAY CHILDREN
44. 'YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE'
45. 1966 / BOBBY MOORE
46. AUDREY HEPBURN & REX HARRISON
47. JULIE ANDREWS & DICK VAN DYKE
48. "PLEASE SIR. I WANT SOME MORE." / MR BUMBLE (PLAYED BY HARRY SECOMBE)
49. SID JAMES
CATHERINE OF ARAGON, ANNE BOLEYN, JANE SEYMOUR, ANNE OF CLEVES, KATHRYN HOWARD, KATHERINE PARR
King Henry VIII,
To six wives he was wedded.
One died, one survived,
Two divorced, two beheaded.
Boleyn and Howard lost their heads,
Anne of Cleves he would not bed,
Jane Seymour gave him a son โ but died before the week was done,
Aragon he did divorce,
Which just left Catherine Parr, of course!
50. SHERLOCK HOLMES & DR JOHN WATSON / BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH & MARTIN FREEMAN
51. - 'Pride And PREJUDICE', 1995
- 'Bridget Jones's DIARY', 2001
- 'The King's SPEECH', 2010
52. (GERALDINE MCEWAN IS PICTURED, PLAYING MISS MARPLE_
- 'Murder On The Orient EXPRESS'
- 'Death On The NILE'
- 'Evil Under The SUN'
- 'And Then There Were NONE'
- 'A Murder Is ANNOUNCED'
53. DAME MAGGIE SMITH & HUGH BONNEVILLE
54. SEAN CONNERY (1962โ1967, 1971, 1983)
DAVID NIVEN (1967)
GEORGE LAZENBY (1969)
ROGER MOORE (1973โ1985)
TIMOTHY DALTON (1987โ1989)
PIERCE BROSNAN (1995โ2002)
DANIEL CRAIG (2006โpresent)
55. JULIA ROBERTS & HUGH GRANT
56. CORNISH
51% say 'scone' rhyming with gone / 42% say 'scone' rhyming with bone
57. PG TIPS / EARL GREY
58. GIN / JUNIPER
59. MELTON MOWBRAY PORK PIE / HOT WATER CRUST
60. FALSE. There is no evidence in the literature for this / FOI GRAS PATE
61. HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT / WORCESTER
62. YORKSHIRE PUDING / FLOUR, EGGS & MILK OR WATER
63. YEAST EXTRACT, FROM BARRELS OF BEER ONCE BREWED
"MY MATE MARMITE!" / AUSTRALIA
64. ETON MESS / TRUE
65. 'WIMBLEDON'
66. - 'Lucy In The Sky With DIAMONDS'
- 'Hey JUDE'
- 'All You Need Is LOVE'
- 'Here Comes The SUN'
- 'The Long And Winding ROAD'